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The AI apocalypse narrative arrived exactly when the hype needed it

Sony finally got Kojima back to espionage, then cancelled it while its first-party strategy falls apart

Meta's very bad 2026 (so far)

Nioh 3's first DLC is £17 for even more recycled content

Brigandine: The Legend of Runersia: 50 clicks before you get to a battle

Nexon Q2 2026: ARC Raiders was a hit, therefore everything is replicable

Heatwaves, droughts, dying crops, wildfires. Big Tech: more AI data centres, please

Colony Ship: consequence without curiosity

Amazon Games couldn't even hand in somebody else's MMO homework

Everybody gets an autonomous hacking AI! The trillion-dollar PR arms race

Gothic 1 Remake: Eurojank is not a feature

Another decade, another Halo: Combat Evolved

Sacred 2 Remaster: Nostalgic without the nostalgia

GenAI hyperscalers’ Q2 reports prove one thing: spending must go up

Tripwire monetised itself into a dead end

Masayoshi Son is the premium GenAI clown

The public benefit corporation that did ‘nothing wrong’ is paying $1.5 billion for ‘nothing wrong’

The Americans finally woke up from the SpaceXAI fever dream

What-Cha Burma Mogok 'Tiny Temple' Green Tea

Bandai Namco with another flopper from a guaranteed IP

What-Cha Vietnamese Dragon Cloud

Tokenmaxxing was the quickest reality check for out-of-touch corporate execs

A $3.6 billion USD company

Another AAA live-service crown jewel from Sony, everybody

I finally played the 'AAAA' Game

9 Kings short review: A restrictive early access mess that barely justifies half price

What-Cha China Zhejiang Mao Jian

The long overdue death of Destiny 2

Deep Rock Galactic: when shouting "Rock and Stone" into the echo chamber no longer works

Forza Horizon 6: Japan, but Western Corporate-safe Edition

The biggest idiot of the AI bubble

Revisiting Aliens: Fireteam Elite ahead of the sequel

Atomic Heart + full DLC review: highly ambitious RPG FPS, but felt like it was made in the early 2010s

Sony just dropped a 765 million Bungie bomb and pivoted to AI

Far Far West: Just another roguelite shooter with a shiny streamer-bait paint job

Meta’s $2 billion Manus panic-buy implodes

Toei Games and the Ticking Clock on Bandai Namco

The Jim Ryan era was the worst thing that happened to PlayStation

What's Copilot? Even Microsoft can't tell you

Zuckerberg and his GenAI clown show

XLGAMES: How the mighty have fallen

Anthropic accidentally open-sourced Claude Code and immediately called the lawyers

Bluesky's ultimate unforced tech own-goal

Sega is running its company like a 2010s corporation and wondering why its games aren't selling

Microsoft's $1.4 trillion AI hallucination

OpenAI's Sora app was always a spectacularly clueless waste of energy

Ninja Gaiden 4: Competently stylish, yet unfinished and low budget

Bonne Maman Clementine and Lemon Mousse

John Carpenter's Toxic Commando Review - A.K.A WWZ 2

Soul Fruit Variety Box

The $50 trillion bubble leaks: How the Pentagon accidentally broke the AI industry

Bonne Maman Apple and Caramel Patisserie Pots

Maruchan Seimen Shoyu

AI First, Reality Last: Sovereign Governments

Saikaien Tokusen 100g

Blue Dragon Kimchi Topper

Sega and the Yakuza fatigue: The tipping point of a milked franchise

Yamamotoya Kuromame Daifuku

Yamamotoya Premium Yuzu Daifuku

AI First, Reality Last: Microsoft Antitrust Case

Birds Eye Chicken Shop Lemon & Herb Wings

Monster Hunter Stories 2 - Short Review

Nissin Raoh Tonkotsu Shoyu

Ocha & Co. Single Cultivar Yabukita.

Nioh 3 - a shameless corporate copy-paste job

The tech industry is in frantic GenAI PR control

ElevenLabs might just be the most toxic company in GenAI right now

Jongga Traditional Korean Cut Cabbage Kimchi 500g

The Phantom Audience Fallacy: How Ghost of Yōtei Stalled the IP

Tesco Finest 6 Pork & Three Chilli Sausages

Bungie's upcoming Marathon is walking off a Cliff

The Hollowing of Bandai Namco

John West On The Go Super Tuna Salad (Harissa Spice)

Bibigo Sliced Napa Cabbage Kimchi 500g

Nvidia’s $100bn OpenAI "investment" was always a bad joke

Code Vein 2: How to kill a successful new IP

AI First, Reality Last: Case Bank of America

Yamamotoya Black Sesame Daifuku

Ocha & Co's Benifuuki black tea

Ubara Rice from Ibaraki

Asayu Japan Mt. Fuji Matcha

xAI kicks off 2026 with both Physical & Mental harm

Breaking News: Apparently Only Men Can Be Abusive in 2026

Infu5.2d: A Nuanced Deep Dive into the Tapestry of My 100% Organic Human Thoughts

The Spicy EU AI Law: Why Publishers Are Scrambling Before August 2026