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  1. Colony Ship: consequence without curiosity

    Iron Tower’s Colony Ship offers plenty of systems and branching choices, but little curiosity, weak exploration and a space setting that barely matters.

    UI and UX UI Assaults The Eyes +17 Circus score 33 Positive Replayable On Purpose
  2. Gothic 1 Remake: Eurojank is not a feature

    A promising remake full of strong ideas, broken quests, endless backtracking and combat apparently designed around parrying a fucking troll.

    Polish Bug Safari +28 Circus score 58 Positive Ate My Entire Week
  3. Another decade, another Halo: Combat Evolved

    Halo Studios’ Β£50 Combat Evolved remake launches to Mixed Steam reviews, weak player numbers, bugs, missing multiplayer and yet another reset.

    Full Clown Mode Company conduct Bait & Switch +25 Circus score 74
  4. Sacred 2 Remaster: Nostalgic without the nostalgia

    Sacred 2 Remaster is clumsy, bloated and badly modernised, yet its strange late-2000s offline-MMO charm somehow still survives beneath the jank.

    Polish PC Port Disgrace +22 Circus score 52 Positive Ate My Entire Week

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