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๐ŸŽฎ game thoughts

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  • I finally played the 'AAAA' Game
    ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ’€โš ๏ธ๐Ÿ’„๐Ÿชž๐Ÿชฃ๐Ÿชค๐Ÿ“ขโณ๐Ÿซ ๐Ÿ“‰๐Ÿ›๐Ÿฆด๐Ÿ–ฅ๏ธโ™ป๏ธ๐Ÿช‘๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿง‘โ€๐Ÿ’ผ๐Ÿง ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿง›โฐ๐Ÿ“ƒโœ๏ธโ›๏ธ๐Ÿ”„๐Ÿซ—๐Ÿ’จโฉ๐Ÿšซ๐ŸŽง๐Ÿ’ค๐ŸŽ™๏ธ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ—‘๏ธโ™ป๏ธ๐Ÿ“‹๐Ÿฅฑ๐Ÿ“–๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿ–ฑ๏ธ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿงฉ๐Ÿค•๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿ—‘๏ธ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ“ฑโŒ

    I finally played the 'AAAA' Game

    game thoughts

    Year 3 of Skull and Bones proves this pirate game has zero future. It is a tangled mess of hostile UI, boring gameplay, and pure live-service delusion.

  • 9 Kings short review: A restrictive early access mess that barely justifies half price
    โš ๏ธ๐Ÿ“‰๐Ÿ›๐Ÿฆดโš ๏ธ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿ—‘๏ธ๐Ÿ“ฑโŒ๐Ÿšง๐Ÿ—‘๏ธ

    9 Kings short review: A restrictive early access mess that barely justifies half price

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    9 Kings is just another typical early access indie game with terrible UI, lazy unit buffs, and awful pacing. It is barely worth the half price.

  • The long overdue death of Destiny 2
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    The long overdue death of Destiny 2

    game thoughts

    Sony is officially pulling the plug on Destiny 2. Between a massive $765 million write-off, clueless developers, and a delusional playerbase, Bungie had this coming.

  • Deep Rock Galactic: when shouting "Rock and Stone" into the echo chamber no longer works
    ๐Ÿ’ฉโš ๏ธ๐Ÿ’ธ๐ŸŽญ๐Ÿชฃ๐Ÿชค๐Ÿ“‰๐Ÿ“‹๐Ÿฆดโ™ป๏ธ๐Ÿ™‰๐Ÿง‘โ€๐Ÿ’ผ๐Ÿง ๐Ÿ’€

    Deep Rock Galactic: when shouting "Rock and Stone" into the echo chamber no longer works

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    Shouting Rock and Stone can no longer hide reality. Rogue Core is a fundamentally barebones ยฃ25 Early Access asset flip that betrays its co-op roots.

๐Ÿ“ฑ tech talks

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  • The biggest idiot of the AI bubble
    ๐Ÿคก๐ŸŽช๐ŸŽˆ๐Ÿ“ฏ๐Ÿง‘โ€๐Ÿ’ผ๐Ÿง ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ‘”โœจ

    The biggest idiot of the AI bubble

    tech talks

    Microsoft is burning $100 billion to boil the planet and keep OpenAI running. The great AI grift continues as top-line revenue is just recycled Azure credits.

  • Sony just dropped a 765 million Bungie bomb and pivoted to AI
    ๐Ÿคก๐ŸŽช๐ŸŽˆ๐Ÿ“ฏ๐Ÿชฃ๐Ÿค–โณ๐Ÿซ ๐Ÿ™‰๐Ÿง‘โ€๐Ÿ’ผ๐Ÿง ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ“Š๐Ÿคก๐ŸŒฟ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘”โœจ

    Sony just dropped a 765 million Bungie bomb and pivoted to AI

    tech talks

    Jim Ryan bought Bungie for $3.6 billion and bailed. Now Sony is eating a massive impairment loss while pushing generative AI to distract angry investors.

  • Metaโ€™s $2 billion Manus panic-buy implodes
    ๐Ÿคก๐ŸŽช๐ŸŽˆ๐Ÿ“ฏ๐Ÿชฃ๐Ÿชค๐Ÿ“ข๐Ÿค–๐Ÿง‘โ€๐Ÿ’ผ๐Ÿง ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ‘”โœจ

    Metaโ€™s $2 billion Manus panic-buy implodes

    tech talks

    Mark Zuckerberg tried to paste over his failing AI roadmap by buying a dime-a-dozen API wrapper for $2 billion. Then China completely vapourised the deal.

  • Toei Games and the Ticking Clock on Bandai Namco

    Toei Games and the Ticking Clock on Bandai Namco

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    Toei has announced their own games division. Bandai Namco is now officially on borrowed time, using Xenoverse 3 to mask a dangerously thin pipeline.

๐ŸŽฌ entertainment

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