Badge catalogue
315 badges for the good bits, the bad decisions and everything that earned a closer look.
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Monetisation, platforms and ownership
24 of 31 on this page- Circus badge Account Required, Obviously +2
Another account before I can use the thing. How many of these do they think I want?
1 post with this badge β - Circus badge AI Slop +2
Cheap machine filler shoved in where paid work should be.
7 posts with this badge β - Circus badge Always Online Hostage +4
A private activity requiring permanent permission from a distant computer.
3 posts with this badge β - Circus badge Battle Pass Employment +3
A timed checklist turns leisure into shift work with expiring wages.
2 posts with this badge β - Circus badge Built For The Algorithm +3
What the algorithm wants has become more important than what anyone came here to do.
1 post with this badge β - Circus badge Data Grab With A Logo +3
Whatever this claims to do, collecting your data seems to be its main enthusiasm.
1 post with this badge β - Circus badge Enshittification Complete +3
More ads, higher prices, fewer useful features. Hard to remember why I liked this in the first place.
View badge β - Circus badge Every Till Open +3
Every conceivable way of charging you, all crammed into the same bloody product.
2 posts with this badge β - Circus badge Features Held Hostage +3
That feature worked yesterday. Today it requires the more expensive plan.
View badge β - Circus badge Forced AI Everywhere +2
Another AI button in something that worked perfectly well already. Where is the off switch?
1 post with this badge β - Positive Kept The Servers Alive β
People still play it, and the company has kept it running. Those players appreciate it.
View badge β - Circus badge Kernel-Level Nonsense +4
An anti-cheat with kernel-level access to my PC. Quite a requirement for playing a game.
View badge β - Circus badge Killed The Servers +5
Paid for it, still have it installed, cannot use it because the company switched the servers off.
1 post with this badge β - Circus badge Live Service Treadmill +3
Rotations, currencies and chores keeping engagement alive after fun died.
2 posts with this badge β - Circus badge Mod Hostility +2
Players improved the game. The company reached for a padlock.
View badge β - Positive Modders Welcome β
Tools, access and permission for players to improve the game. Look what they make when you let them.
View badge β - Circus badge Moderation Lottery +2
The same behaviour gets different outcomes depending on which report they happen to act on.
1 post with this badge β - Circus badge MTX Rash +2
Every other menu has something else to sell me. I did come here to play a game.
2 posts with this badge β - Positive No Account Required β
Install it and use it. I have enough accounts already.
View badge β - Positive No Forced AI β
AI is optional or absent. I can get on with using the product I actually wanted.
View badge β - Circus badge Own Nothing, Pay Forever +4
Keep paying to retain access to things you have already spent money on. Stop and see what you own.
View badge β - Circus badge Platform Tax +2
Somebody owns the doorway and charges rent on every purchase.
View badge β - Circus badge Predatory MTX +5
The shop manufactures irritation and sells relief by the bundle.
1 post with this badge β - Circus badge Rewards Moved To The Shop +2
The good cosmetics cost extra. Apparently buying and playing the game was not enough.
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