Badge catalogue
315 badges for the good bits, the bad decisions and everything that earned a closer look.
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315 badges
Company conduct
19 badges- Circus badge Art Team Revolt +3
The artists produced something distinctive despite everything the company around them was doing.
2 posts with this badge → - Circus badge Bait & Switch +4
They sold people one thing, collected the money, then delivered something rather different.
17 posts with this badge → - Circus badge Bought It To Kill It +4
An acquisition used as the world’s most expensive off switch.
View badge → - Circus badge Cash Grab Certified +3
The till came first. Somebody built a product around it later.
15 posts with this badge → - Circus badge Community Manager Sacrifice +4
Management made the decision. The person answering angry replies had no say in it.
View badge → - Circus badge Consumer Sacrifice +3
Customers lose something they paid for so the company can improve its numbers.
2 posts with this badge → - Circus badge Copyright Laundromat +4
Put other people's work through a model and suddenly paying those people is an unreasonable demand.
1 post with this badge → - Positive Did Right By Staff ✓
When it mattered, they protected the people doing the work. Credit for that.
View badge → - Circus badge E-waste Speedrun +3
Perfectly usable hardware marched to the bin for quarterly growth.
1 post with this badge → - Circus badge Layoff Dividend +5
Apparently there is no money for the people making the product. Shareholders are still getting paid.
2 posts with this badge → - Circus badge Legal Until Caught +3
Ethics calculated as fine multiplied by chance of getting caught.
2 posts with this badge → - Circus badge Mask Off Moment +2
So much for the friendly image. They have made their actual priorities quite clear.
8 posts with this badge → - Circus badge Monopoly Move +3
Why improve the product when you can make sure customers have nowhere else to go?
1 post with this badge → - Circus badge Public Harm, Private Upside +5
The public keeps the damage. A few executives keep the money.
3 posts with this badge → - Circus badge Regulatory Dodge +3
More effort going into finding a way around the rules than fixing what prompted them.
2 posts with this badge → - Circus badge Slop Served +1
Cheap rubbish served with premium confidence.
19 posts with this badge → - Circus badge Snake Move +2
Underhanded enough to make you read every promise from this company twice.
11 posts with this badge → - Positive Took Responsibility ✓
They named the mistake, owned it and started repairing the damage.
View badge → - Circus badge Worker Meat Grinder +4
Crunch through the deadline, burn out, get replaced. Management calls this a passionate team.
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Money and management
5 of 19 on this page- Circus badge Acquisition Hangover +3
Buying it was the easy part. Now they have to explain what the hell they are doing with it.
View badge → - Circus badge Bagholder Factory +4
Early backers get their exit. Everyone buying the excitement gets to find out what it is really worth.
3 posts with this badge → - Circus badge Boardroom Brain Rot +3
Did anyone in that meeting actually use the product they were making decisions about?
28 posts with this badge → - Circus badge Capex Bonfire +3
Another enormous spending increase. Still waiting for an explanation of how it pays for itself.
5 posts with this badge → - Positive Competent Management Sighting ✓
They understood the problem and made a sensible decision. More of this, please.
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