Forza Horizon 6: Japan, but Western Corporate-safe Edition
Forza Horizon 6 is a beautiful but soulless imitation of Japan. A corporate-safe, HR-approved microslop game masquerading as car culture. Do not pay £60.
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Forza Horizon 6 is a beautiful but soulless imitation of Japan. A corporate-safe, HR-approved microslop game masquerading as car culture. Do not pay £60.
Atomic Heart feels exactly like a game made in the early 2010s. A detailed review of the base game, the awful protagonist, and the final DLC package in 2026.
Toei has announced their own games division. Bandai Namco is now officially on borrowed time, using Xenoverse 3 to mask a dangerously thin pipeline.
Sega is wondering why their highly reviewed games are not selling. Between £60 AA Persona reskins, Denuvo delusions, and burning almost $800 million on a dead Angry Birds fad, here is exactly why their out-of-touch boardroom greed is finally failing.
Ninja Gaiden 4 review: PlatinumGames delivers phenomenal combat, but a strict AA budget, ugly cyberpunk designs, and a terrible new protagonist ruin this £60 release.
Monster Hunter Stories 2 is a heavily limited Switch game that actively disrespects your time with endless RNG grinds and massive delusions of grandeur.
Looking for a Left 4 Dead successor on Steam? World War Z isn't it. Despite years of updates, the game remains a chore of quantity over quality.
The Game Awards 2025 proved the industry values optics over art. A look at the Expedition 33 AA saviour lie, the hypocrisy of the sweep, and the cost of prioritising risk-averse prestige.
Watching the media froth over Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 is embarrassing. They are treating a derivative cover band like it saved the genre. This is the gentrification of the JRPG for critics who are too ashamed to play actual Japanese games. From the Shadow Hearts thefts to the blatant NieR cosplay, here is why this award sweep is pure industry whitewashing and why I am not drinking the Kool-Aid.
Looking for a zombie game where killing zombies is actually fun? So were we. My retrospective co-op short review of Dead Rising 3 breaks down why its glorious, stupid chaos is the perfect antidote to the self-serious, tedious garbage being released today.
And another one's gone. Microsoft's grand "10-year plan" for the Halo Infinite live service has officially collapsed after just four. So much for a forever game.
Is the latest Monster Hunter Wilds update enough to save the game? The numbers from the Steam player count say no. Despite a new endgame grind and a 20% off sale in August 2025, Capcom's response to the disastrous PC performance and shallow gameplay is too little, too late.
Ever wondered what it takes for a multi-billion dollar company like Capcom to finally notice their flagship game is a complete dumpster fire? It's not the abysmal PC performance, the "Overwhelmingly Negative" Steam reviews, or even a biblical 98% drop in players for Monster Hunter Wilds. No, it took a quarterly sales report so catastrophic it couldn't be ignored. Now, after months of silence, they're suddenly rushing out an "early" update and pretending it's a generous gift for the fans. Don't buy the PR spin. Lets take a look into the hard data, the cynical marketing, and the blatant gaslighting behind Capcom's bungled response to the Monster Hunter Wilds backlash.
Tainted Grail: The Fall of Avalon is a buggy, janky, and deeply flawed open-world RPG. It's also the most fun I've had with a game this year so far and an absolute must-play for anyone who misses the ambitious, broken magic of games like Oblivion.
Brigandine: The Legend of Runersia offers huge armies and beautiful character art, then buries them beneath shallow combat and constant admin.
Iron Tower’s Colony Ship offers plenty of systems and branching choices, but little curiosity, weak exploration and a space setting that barely matters.
A promising remake full of strong ideas, broken quests, endless backtracking and combat apparently designed around parrying a fucking troll.
Halo Studios’ £50 Combat Evolved remake launches to Mixed Steam reviews, weak player numbers, bugs, missing multiplayer and yet another reset.
Sacred 2 Remaster is clumsy, bloated and badly modernised, yet its strange late-2000s offline-MMO charm somehow still survives beneath the jank.
After a decade of unhinged mismanagement, Bungie is firing half its staff. Destiny 2 is over, and Marathon's disastrous Season 2 proves Sony bought a flop.